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“I just need to share with someone that literally every time I’m using my vibrator, I thank my past self for buying it. This was THE best purchase I have ever made in my entire life of 23 years. Also I know you get this a lot, but seriously thanks
delusionsofamuse: You know what one of the best things in the world is? Being with someone who fills you emotionally as much as they fill you physically. Sex had literally never been as good as it is with Sir in my entire life and I miss everything about
what-ami-doing-with-my-life: when you rek high class douchebags. when you pat yourself on the back for doing literally nothing in life.
thelostlittleraven: batibrittany: MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS OVER SKYPE WITH NO EXPLANATION I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS BLESS YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN this is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my life.
weloveshortvideos: When you don’t shake the ketchup up
markiplier: what-ami-doing-with-my-life: when you rek high class douchebags. when you pat yourself on the back for doing literally nothing in life.
cassandraclare: Modern Jem and Tessa travel the world, too cute! walkingnorth-art: Will you come with me? For I cannot wait to share the world with you, Jem. There is so much to see. Modern Jessa because of reasonsThank you so much to everyone who
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
somepotternerd: Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
ghostchomby: i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat
inkbirddraws: this is literally the story of my life with both my sexuality and my dislike for kids Hi mom I’m lesbian and despise children “its a phase, you’ll grow out of it / you’ll eventually like kids / in a couple of years your motherly
p0kemina: memeufacturing: man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with youman *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me I literally have never understood
Lol okay the person admitted to sharing the account with not one, not two, not three, but FOUR different persons. Look. I don’t care how you claim you trust them +100%. Hell, I trust Ren with my own life. Literally. But my main accounts? Nuh uh, I’m
thatjuliaperson:mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:hatchworthsmoustache: snowbouquet: Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba. Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because
lotolle: thisis-my-note: disgracefullyriversong: cumber-kitty: frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time merry’s hair clip though there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif Playing with fireworks, again.
chrc: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit It’s a metaphor that works with a lot of things in life. When you lose something
sockleton: fucking what is the deal with video games having that shit like “whoa looks like you’ve been playing for literally 10 hours maybe its time to take a break” like fucking dont tell me how to live my life ive been doing this shit for 20
grownups2: mikeydoodles: so I edited some official sonic art to see what he’d look like with no shoes or gloves Hey I can tell you’re a good artist and all and this is well drawn but this is literally the worst thing I have ever seen in my life
fedswatching: coachesrayofsunshine: pyaahdozame: if you ever wondered what the voice of Finn does out of Adventure Time, here it is. I’m so done with my life. The fact that this is literally fucking Finn the Humans voice I just- I can’t. cook
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
juilan: thatsmoderatelyraven: lifehackable: Hack Life Here excuse me Holy shit is that the sabarros in time square because I shit you not I found a penny inside of my baked ziti, literally a penny just chillin with melted cheese on top I was so mad
the40thlevelvirgin: fedswatching: coachesrayofsunshine: pyaahdozame: if you ever wondered what the voice of Finn does out of Adventure Time, here it is. I’m so done with my life. The fact that this is literally fucking Finn the Humans voice I just-
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partypoisin: danisflaming: magic-envelope: if we’re mutuals on tumblr and i know you irl im literally trusting you with my life Think of it as me giving u a VIP pass to all my secrets and weird interests tromun
hufffy: do you ever just feel like you’re getting uglier with each passing day because that is literally my life
-shr00ms: I’m going through this phase where I literally don’t hesitate to kick people out of my life. Like if you just bring me down what the fuck are you doing in it to begin with
shvdow-d: themunchkym: mad0ka: THIS BUG JUST FLEW AT MY COWORKER WHO WAS SMOKING AND LITERALLY TOOK HIS CIGARETTE FROM HIM AND IS NOW CHILLIN ON THE WALL WITH IT “Hey, bro, these are really bad for you.” A Bugs Life, just got real
silent-with-sound: meulin2dope: neurowolf: shooptastic: take a moment a watch this video you really wont regret it omg My life literally me and my little sister and you would think that i’d be the one on the computer. i am not. this is pretty
danhovells: coachesrayofsunshine: pyaahdozame: if you ever wondered what the voice of Finn does out of Adventure Time, here it is. I’m so done with my life. The fact that this is literally fucking Finn the Humans voice I just- I can’t. i can’t
cyanlips: “Tell me you love me, and tell me you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Look me in the eye, and tell me.“ "I’m sorry” 6 years dir. Hannah Fidell
milgramexperiment: tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER
dumbpun: parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy
fairymascot: fairymascot: HELLO FRIENDS. I AM A POOR SOLDIER WITH A LAME ARMY OFFICE JOB THAT LITERALLY PAYS ME 2 DOLLARS A DAY. MY LIFE IS SAD AND HARD. WOULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER BUYING MY ART? if you’re interested, you can send me an ask, or email